Santa Banta Jokes
Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Santa - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
Santa - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
Police: R u married?
Santa: Yes, with a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Santa: Yes, my sister did....!!!
Santa: Yes, with a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Santa: Yes, my sister did....!!!
Employee: Sir, Banta Singh is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!
Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins
Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins
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