Bewda Hindi Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule Messages

Funny Hindi Jokes

Bhikhari (apne bete se)- “Bete, yadi hamari saat
laakh ki lottery khul gayi to sabse pehle makaan
kharidunga, phir apne aur tum sabke liye naye-naye
kapde silvaunga| Iske alaava…|”
Beta (pita ki baat beech me kaat ta hua)- “Iske
alaava papa ek car kharid lena| Hum log usme
baithkar bhikh maangne chala karenge, kyunki mai
paidal chalte-chalte thak jaata hu|”




Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,

mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|”


Santa Banta Jokes


Sabse Pyare? 

AAP HO 

Sabse Smart?

AAP HO 

Sabse Sweet?

AAP HO 

Sabse Mast? 

AAP HO 

Zyada uchhlo mat 

Ye MSG muje aya tha 


APKO sirf forward kiya