Friday, 31 March 2017

Funny shayari

Funny shayari



Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai1



Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai




Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi




Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
Nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apne watan se karo,
In bewafa hasino mein kya rakha hai..




Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai...




Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge




Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya



Rab se bike mangi car de,
apartment manga bangla diya,
dost manga to tumhain de diya,
rab ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.



Hume tumse love hai,
please refuse na karna.
ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna.



Pat chad ke mausam ki kali tum ho,
Pat jhad ke mausam ke Fasane tum ho
Mausam to badal te rehte hai ae dost .
jo doil mein bas gaye wohi Tarane tum ho.




Mahobbat mein dil beqaraar karne waali hun,bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waali hun,
rab ne tees saal baad badli kismat,
70 ki sahi par pyaar karne waali hun.


Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife.




Kaon kehta hai ke angrezoon ka jamana nahi,
Kisi be ladke se puchulao Titanic heroin ko jantha ki nahi.




Aye dost to bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,l
og fenkege ande aur tamatar,
to shaam ke dinner ka Intezaam Ho Jayega.



Study, Study, Le no tension...
Bacho, Bacho, Se uss maar ki sensation...
Pado, Pado, Milega no extension...
Are Study, Study, Le no tension!

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