Santa Banta Funny Jokes - Sardar Chutkule

Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: Banta se! 15 fruit k naam btao?
Banta :ek amroodTeacher: shabashBanta :ek aamTeacher :goodBanta :ek saibTeacher:aurBanta : ek darjan keely hogaya 15 fruit  

Santa Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.MBana Diya JayeTo Aap Kya Karenge.....??Santa: Hum Maggi NoodlesBanayenge..Intrviwer: Why....??Santa: 2 Minute Me To Sirf MaggiBan Sakta Hai..Intrvwer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye BanaDiya Jaye....??Santa: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M NahiBanega..Intrvwer: Why....??Santa: Itna Maggi KonKhayega...?? 

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath MeinHaath Daale Jaa Rahe The.....Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha AayaAur Bola:....Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada MastThi...... 

Santa- tution master ka msg aya hai kal extra classes hai,
Ab kya kARe.......,..????? .
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.. . . Banta. Massege sending failed''''''' likh k wapis bhej d sale ko.....

All Santa Banta Jokes Here

Santa ke lips jal Gaye.

Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krnegaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,

Logo ne pucha:"kya hua santa.. ??.Santa bola:"meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,.Logo ne pucha:"kyu kya hua.. ??.Santa bola:"yaar mere dost mobile pe baatkarte hai, jis se bhi puchu:"kis se baatkar rahe ho.. ??.sab bolte hein:....."TERI BHABHI SE........

Santa and Banta are looking through an e-shopping website.
Santa: "Look at these gorgeous women. The price are reasonable too".
Banta agress: "I'am Ordering one now!"

3 weeks later

Santa "Has your Women turned up yet?"
Banta:"No... but it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday."

Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born on government holidays...!!!