Thursday, 30 March 2017

VIVO IPL 2017 FUNNY Jokes HINDI CHUTKULE

VIVO IPL 2017


IPl 2017 Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.
Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.
Par Ham Indians Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar.
Kohli calls Dhoni…
Sakshi picks it up
Sakshi : Hello kaun ?
Kohli : Dhoni hai ?
Sakshi : nhi
Kohli : achaa…waise IPL 7 aur IPL 8
ka final kaun haara maine dekha
nhi ?
Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun…tujhe kitni
baaar btaun CSK haar gyi
Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone
kiya tha…sun k accha lagta
hai…hahaha
Sholey ki team ne IPL 2017 me part
liya,
.
Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me
150 run
diye aur extra me 200 run diye
.
.
Batao kyun?.
.
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur
tha ..
 2 Kaun Si Cheeze h Jisne INDIA Ki YOUNG GENERATION me JOSH aur UTSAH Bhar Diya h?1. “IPL” Ne LADKO me2. “I-PILL” Ne LADKIYO meEnjoy d vivo IPL 2017
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi…
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge…
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye…
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do…
3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake…
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye…
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Husband wife watching a vivo IPL 2017 match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ? Wife: Don't you dare disturb me 
RAJNIKANT in vivo IPL.2017
Climax: 1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits.
Ball splits in 4pieces.
All pieces go for 6’s.
Result: Chennai out of League
Yenna Rascala… Mind it…
EXAMs should be like IPL 2017
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min
Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
IPL 2017 ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
IPL 2017 ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai
Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom?
Kid:She beats me
Judge:Dad?
Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL 2017 KKR Team, they never beat anybody
Political Parties As IPL 2017 Teams
BJP Bandits
Congress Chors
CPI Cadres
Samajwadi Spoilsports
Trinamul Total Bandh-ers
IPL 2017 MIX MSG
Mere “ishq” ne bowling se dil ko kardiya “out”
Par
Meri taqdeer to dekho
uska baap tha umpire
Jo mere ball ko “noball” bata diya




Haal me desh ka mahool dekh ke lagta hai,

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IPL bhi BJP Jeetegi..


IPL fever ,

Patni :- Pura din Cricket cricket…! Me ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.

Pati :- Pehali baar Kadamo ka Behatrin Istemaal..

IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.
Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.
Par Ham Indians Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar.

Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain ?
Papa: Beta, Usse Umpire Bana Dete Hain

IPL team of computer engineers
1.Rajasthan recursion
2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants
4.Delhi dragging
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royalstack bangalore

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