IPl 2017 Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar. Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar. Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar. Par Ham Indians Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar.
Kohli calls Dhoni… Sakshi picks it up Sakshi : Hello kaun ? Kohli : Dhoni hai ? Sakshi : nhi Kohli : achaa…waise IPL 7 aur IPL 8 ka final kaun haara maine dekha nhi ? Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun…tujhe kitni baaar btaun CSK haar gyi Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone kiya tha…sun k accha lagta hai…hahaha
Sholey ki team ne IPL 2017 me part liya, . Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye . . Batao kyun?. . Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha ..
2 Kaun Si Cheeze h Jisne INDIA Ki YOUNG GENERATION me JOSH aur UTSAH Bhar Diya h?1. “IPL” Ne LADKO me2. “I-PILL” Ne LADKIYO meEnjoy d vivo IPL 2017
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi… Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge… 1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye… 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do… 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake… 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye… 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Husband wife watching a vivo IPL 2017 match together: After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now? Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball. Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ? Wife: Don't you dare disturb me
RAJNIKANT in vivo IPL.2017 Climax: 1ball, 23runs needed to win. Bowler bowls, Rajni hits. Ball splits in 4pieces. All pieces go for 6’s. Result: Chennai out of League Yenna Rascala… Mind it…
EXAMs should be like IPL 2017 Timing should be 1 Hour No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
IPL 2017 ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai IPL 2017 ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h 12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai
Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom? Kid:She beats me Judge:Dad? Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL 2017 KKR Team, they never beat anybody
Political Parties As IPL 2017 Teams BJP Bandits Congress Chors CPI Cadres Samajwadi Spoilsports Trinamul Total Bandh-ers
IPL 2017 MIX MSG Mere “ishq” ne bowling se dil ko kardiya “out” Par Meri taqdeer to dekho uska baap tha umpire Jo mere ball ko “noball” bata diya
Haal me desh ka mahool dekh ke lagta hai,
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IPL bhi BJP Jeetegi..
IPL fever ,
Patni :- Pura din Cricket cricket…! Me ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati :- Pehali baar Kadamo ka Behatrin Istemaal..
IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar. Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar. Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar. Par Ham Indians Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar.
Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain ? Papa: Beta, Usse Umpire Bana Dete Hain
IPL team of computer engineers 1.Rajasthan recursion 2.Kolkata node riders 3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi dragging 6.Chennai super computers 7.Royalstack bangalore
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