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 funny whatsapp jokes in hindi chutkule - hindi jokes 

  

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Ek student ko teacher ke ek swal puchne pe thappar mara…
Teacher: student ke fail hone ki sbse badi wjah kya hoti hai…
Student: Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,
.
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
.
Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi
Karne Deta..

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano’n mai gunguna rahay hain
.
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi
hain

Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhne ko kaha Jise khushi me padho toh gham ho,aur agar gham me padho toh khushi ho.

Birbal ne likha.
“YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA”…

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Rj: Aap konsa gaana sunna pasand karoge??
Santa: Tu Hai Ki Nahi…Roy movie ka…
Rj: Kisko dedicate karna chahoge aap ye song???
Santa: CONGRESS ko….

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..
Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..
Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.