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KISI BHI Time
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APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,
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Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,
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jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,
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wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,
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aey
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chal chal
hawa
aane de

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
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Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt the monkey's language.
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Come to Collect ur banana.

Dhaniya Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs. 4
Aaloo Rs. 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tomato Rs. 10
Palak Rs. 15


ye sab to mahanga
hai
Par SMS to sasta
hai!

Phir karte kyo
nahi?

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2


plz jhoot bolna band karo...

Mobiles R irritating
rings every now & then,
recharging battery,
messages get delayed
but one thing i luv abt it,

it connects ME & U

Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

no visits...
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no calls..
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no sms's...
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no letters...
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no missed calls..
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I'm worried...
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kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

How much is 1 + 1 = ?
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Are you still looking for the answer?

Shame on you!