Friday, 31 March 2017

hindi funny shayari sher

hindi funny shayari sher



Jab Kisi Ki Taraf Dil Jhukne Lage,
Baat Aake Jubaan Tak Rukne Lage,
To Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo





Aapki yaad main humne nai kalam uthai,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge,
magar wo to bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.





SMS pe sms bhejte ho,bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.



Mere dost tu bhi likha kar love letter,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega
mujhko to khoob padi kal shaam ko
aaj to bhi thode paa jayegaa.




Maine tujhko jo dekha to dekhta hi rah gaya,
phir maine tujhe chup-chup ke dehka iske baad pata hai mujhe kya hua,
arre bewaqoof mujhe chashma lag gaya.




Jalli ko Aag kehte hain,
Bujhi ko Rakh kehte hain
Cobra ko Naag kehte hain,
jo tumhare pass jo hai use khaali dimaag kehte hain.




Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay
Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay




Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh




Khuda Karay Sab Hasinaon Ke Baap Mar Jaain
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In Kay Ghar Jaain




Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya
Pani Bohat Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya





Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi
Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi
Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi
Jo Us Nay Hamay Mari Thi






Mera Dil Para Hai Loose
Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use
Warna Parain Gay Tum Ko Shoes





Tum Rakh Sakey Na Paas Zara Apney Qaul Ka
Is Baar Bhi Badal Gaey Her Baar Ki Tarah
Waada Kia Tha Raat Ko Aanay Ka Per Na Aay
Jhootay Ho Tum Bhi Shaam Ke Akhbaar Ki Tarah



Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To HogiTaron Mein Chamak Aati To HogiTum Lakh Chupao Duniya SeMagar Akeley MeinTumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi 

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