funny sher o shayari

funny sher o shayari

Kal Raat Kisi Ki Zuban Se Aawaz Nikli
Chal Nikal Le Dekh Ke Koi Patli Gali
Maine To Socha Tha Koi Patakha Hoga
Dosto Ne Kaha Wo Thi Raam Kali

Zarr Ne Ab Insaan Ko
Banaa Diyaa Hai Khaan!
Mastee Thee Almast They
Warnah Sabhi Kisaan

Kar Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Telephone Par,
Laakh Rupaye Ki Bat Thi,
Do Rupaye Main Ho Gayee (Wah Wah)

Pyaar Ke Jaam Ko Aise Na Piyo Ke
Adha Piya Aur Adha Chor Diya
Yaron Yeh Pyaar Hai Pyaar
Nahin Koi Vim Bar
Jo Thora Sa Lagaya Aur Bas Hogaya

Teri Aainkhon Mein Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Par Tumhe Gussa Bohat Aata Hai
Ager Tumne Gusse Mein Aankhein Band Ker Li
To Tairana Ks Kambakht Ko Aata Hai.

Ek Tum Ho Ki Kitne Acche Ho
Ek Tum Ho Ki Kitne Pyare Ho
Ek Tum Ho Ki Kitne Sunder Ho
Ek Tum Kitne Sacche Ho
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jhooth Bolte Ja Rahe Hain

Unki Soch Me Dil Ki Taranum Jag Uthe
Unse Mohabth Karne Ke Arman Sulag Gaye.
Hum Unse Isshar Karne Chah Kardiye.
Woh Hume Dost Kehkar Ullu Banadiye

Ek Sher Sunata Hu Bade Dhyan Se Suno
Ek Sher Sunata Hu Bade Dhyan Se Suno
Mujhe Sher Nahi Aata Kisi Aur Se Suno