very funny shayari

very funny shayari

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,
Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,
Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Bolaa Dukaandaar Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain
Jo Bhi Kaho Ge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Pao Gey
Maine Kaha Ke Kutte Ke Khaane Kaa Cake Hai?
Bolaa Yahin Pe Khaao Gey Yaa Leke Jaaoge?

Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Darti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Nonsense Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai

Aapne Mere Maan Se Khaila
Aapne Mere Tan Se Khaila
Aapne Mere Dan Se Khaila
Well Played Well Played

Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar Gai
Phir Pardhosan (Neighbour) Se
Galey Milte Hai...

Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai
Tumhari Chhapalon Ki Design Har Roz Badli Hui Nazar Aati Hai
Sabhi Sandal Apne Aap Mein Attractive Hain
Kya Tumhare Boyfriend...

Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain
Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain
Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hain

Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi
Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein Ghusta
Loag Usko Pakar Kar Piche Phenk Dete
Sardar : Lage Raho Saalo Mein Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai
Samjho Uski Compartmental Ke Chances Full Hai