Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom? Kid:She beats me Judge:Dad? Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL KKR Team, they never beat anybody
A cricket enthusiast had 3 signs in office labelled In, Out & LBW. A visitor asked ‘In’ and ‘Out’ is ok but what is LBW? Owner Replied: Let the Bastards Wait.
Height of misunderstndng IPL T20 Flash News! All boys Performed well last night. I was fully satisfied – Shilpa Shetty.
What is the height of optimism ? Kolkata Knight Riders coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Lalit Modi was surrounded by Preity, Shilpa, Katrina, Deepika but now is surrounded by the IT officials. He has gone from the Axe Effect to the Tax Effect.
Sachin’s Son: Mom, look here dad hitting sixers all the way. Mom: Son, that is boost advertisement.
IPL team of computer engineers 1.Rajasthan recursion 2.Kolkata node riders 3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi dragging 6.Chennai super computers 7.Royalstack bangalore
Political Parties IPL Team 2021 BJP Bandits Congress Cobras CPI Cadres Samajwadi Strikers CPM Challengers Trinamul Tigers etc.
What is similarity between IPL and Ramdev’s anshan? . . . Both are fixed!
Q. Why don’t IPL fielders need pre tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything.
Somebody asked Rahul Gandhi while he was watching an IPL match, Which team are you supporting? Rahul: Well, I am supporting AC Milan.
After Watching IPL Cricket Guard: Gentleman Match Is Over Now Why Are You Still Watching The Pavallion Pappu: Actually I Am Waiting For Highlights
Q. Who has the easiest job in the IPL touring party? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease in the KKR IPL Team? A. The lady who ironed the crickets clothes.
The Devils challenged the Angels to an IPL. But we’ve got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Yes. But we’ve got all the team owners exclaimed The Devils.
Q: What did people start shouting when cricketer Aditya Tare fell on the pitch? Ans: Taare Zameen Par.
Q. What’s the most proficient form of footwork displayed by DD Players? A. The walk back to the pavilion.
There Was A Girl. She Painted KKR Logo On Her Face.. A Boy Kissed On Her Cheek & Said I Love KKR and SRK. I am just supporting the team!
Rajnikanth got bored from all the bad drama that IRL creates and broke its leg. Now, it is called IPL.
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