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Kids – sheet copying
Adults -. Ball tampering
Legends -. EVM ??
[after exams]
Kids: pass ho jaunga
Men: dost ka copy kara isiliye pass ho jaunga thanks sonu
Legends: jai mata di bol ke ans mark kare mene to...
Kids : Sab padh ke jaunga
Adults : pass hone layak padh lunga
Legends : Maa ka aashirwad le kar jaunga
Kids tell lies.
Adults hide their sins.
Legends say mitro !
Kids vote for Development.
Adults vote for Aaloo Ki Factory.
Legends vote for Free Wi-Fi.
Kids do breakups.
Adults get divorced.
Legends dump in national interest.
Kids - can we exchange numbers ?
Adults - can I buy you a drink ?
Legends - aao kabhi haveli pe...
Kids : yay I'm going to vote
Adults : Our votes matter
Legends : Yeh bik gayi hai gormint
Kids read History.
Adults create History.
Legends clear (Browsing) History.
Kids promise free chocolates.
Adults promise free beer.
Legends promise free wi-fi.
kids : girlfriend
adults : half girlfriend
legends : Bhai shadi ho rahi hai uski soch raha hu biryani kha aun.
Kids : Get caught by Parents
Adults : Get caught by Pados wali aunty
Legends : Get caught by Bajrang Dal..
Kids: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo.
Adults: April Fool.
Legends: Achhe Din!!
Kids: sab parh kar jaunga
Adults: Exam Night parhunga
Legends: Exam hi nhe denay jaunga one sheet of paper can't decide my future.
*Honeymoon destination*
Kids: Switzerland
Adults: Venice
Legends: Haweli
kids : chota bheem
adults : ironman
legends : suryavansham only on set max bee
Kids : look good in DSLR pics
Adults : look good in Phone camera pics
Legends : Passport photo se ladkiyan fasa lete hain
Kids listen to Ali azmat
Adults listen to Atif aslam
Legends listen to Taher shah
Kids use "hey, ssup?"
Adults use "how you doin?"
Legends use "deti hai toh de varna kat le."
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