Daily Funny Jokes for Whatsapp|Facebook - Ramesh Suresh

Daily Funny Jokes for Whatsapp|Facebook - Ramesh Suresh

Ramesh: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Suresh: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?
RAMESH: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: what are you talking about?
RAMESH: Yesterday you said H to O.

Suresh: chemical Symbol of Barium?
Ramesh: BA
Suresh: and Sodium?
Ramesh: NA
Suresh: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Ramesh: BANANA!

Ramesh: Do You Know English?
Suresh: Yes
Ramesh: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Suresh:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”

Election Discussions-
Ramesh: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Suresh: Toh kya hua…
Ramesh:
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!!

Teacher Ne Ramesh Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Ramesh: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Ramesh: “Illegal (ill eagle).

Ramesh: Dr. Sahab Main bahut khush rehta hoon
Neend sukoon se aati hai
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kiyon hai..?
Doctor: Main aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon..
Aap ki zindagi mein “Vitamin She” ki kami hai!

Ramesh Called mobile customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: Customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Ramesh: thank you
Girl: main aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Ramesh: kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Ramesh: nahin nahi maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hoon
Ramesh: arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Ramesh: love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Ramesh: Court marriage ka expense 10,000rs, Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nahi
Ramesh: ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai!!
Girl shocked, Ramesh rocked!!

Suresh: Yeh biwiya sharaab se itni nafarat kyun karti hai?
Ramesh: Kyunki sharaab peene ke baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaav karne lagte hain…

Ramesh Ke Ghar Ek Billi Rehti Thhi…
Ramesh Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chhod Aaya,
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.
Ramesh Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
Ramesh Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya…
Aur Abki baar Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chhodne Gaya…
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.
Ramesh: Banto, Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?
Banto Kaur: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai, bolo kya hua?
Ramesh Rote Hue: Uss Kamini Se Bol Ki Mujhe Aaker Le Jaye, Main Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon!!