Daily Funny Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp | Facebook

Daily Funny Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp | Facebook

In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly..

CEO of that factory came and asked his salary…
Man replied “5000 sir”
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him…
“I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back”
That guy left.
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Then CEO asked workers “Who was that guy?”
Workers replied “Pizza delivery Boy Sir”..
Moral: Don’t overreact in every situation.

Height of positive attitude:

On chat :-

Boy – I love you…????
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Girl- hahahahaha
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Boy to his friend – bhai, 5 baar ha bolli… pagli bahut pyar karti he mujhse 😀

Wife calls her scientist husband…

“Honey.. Its Saturday night ……u r late?”

“Im busy with my team in an experiment”

“Whats that?”

“We’ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH (whiskey) with ambiant temperature H2O(water) and aqueous CO2(soda). To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O(ice), now while waiting for some protein(Paneer tikka), we are fumigating (smoking)the lab with vapours of nicotine(…
It’s 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late.”

“Oh dear.. I won’t disturb you. Take ur time..”😜😆

Never ask a snake to give a five..!!!

Wo tumhe dus dega🐍🐍🐍

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Martina Hingis to Gujju Guy : 😱 What !?!?! You people play cricket with Tennis ball ???

Gujju Guy(proudly) : Yes 😊

Martina : Then what do you do with Tennis Racket ?

Gujju Guy : We kill mosquitoes !!