ramesh suresh jokes | ramesh suresh hindi chutkule

ramesh suresh jokes | ramesh suresh hindi chutkule

Ramesh poori zindagi.. Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha..
aur
sochte sochte mar gaya,
Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!

Ramesh ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..
Waiter Suresh ne puchha:
Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?
Ramesh: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

Ramesh : what are u doing, bro?
Suresh : dinner, followed by scotch
Ramesh : bhai, black label?
Suresh : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun

Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai?
“@/e”
Ramesh : ye sign meri daadii ka hai!
Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka?
Ramesh : Jalebi Baai…

Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?
Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!
Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!
Sardar ji: Oo kyun?
Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai!

Ramesh Suresh ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Suresh ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..
Ramesh: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..
Suresh bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne SURESH se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’
SURESH: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”
OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi RAMESH se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”
RAMESH: “Sir, ye Suresh ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Ramesh : Take My Card…
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Ramesh : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ?

This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Ramesh: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Ramesh – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….!

Ramesh Sardar ji USA mein the…
Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..
Ramesh Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!
Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Ramesh ne sabko pakad liya…
Phir..
Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Ramesh ne chhod diya!!
Aur Bola:
Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!!

Ramesh ne Suresh ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.
Suresh gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.